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14 CHILDREN! and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

ragingsquism — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:33:07 +0000

WOW! This woman in on her way to having 14 children and says that she will not stop until she gets twins! The good thing thought is that she is giving them all AWESOME names.

Patrick – named after Sara’s grandmother’s surname of Patrick

Stephen — named after his father

Malachai – named after a character in the horror film, Children of the Corn

Peppermint – named after mints she craved during pregnancy

Echo – named after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at work

Eli – named after another character in the film, Children of the Corn

Rogue – named after a character in the film, X-Men

Frodo – named after a hobbit in the film, The Lord of the Rings

Morpheus – named after a character in film, The Matrix

Artemis – named after a book character, Artemis Fowl

Blackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara’s lawn

Baudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket’s film, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th

She must be so loose by now

link to the story:

http://www.bvblackspin.com/2009/11/24/woman-pregnant-with-14th-child-will-keep-going-until-she-has-twi/

Mystery Google

ragingsquism — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:52:18 +0000

So there is this thing called “Mystery Google” and basically what it does is you get what the last person searched for and the person after you gets what you searched for. A lot of the time people like to send out “missions” to the person who receives their search query. Most of the time it is something like “send me a text 555-1234″ or “call me and sing me a song 555-4321″. I thought it would be a lot of fun to mess with someone who put their phone number on the internet so this is what happened.

These are the messages that me and this mystery person sent each other, everything here is EXACTLY how it was sent except for the address number for anon purposes:

Me: I got your mission.

Her: Yes!!!

Me: What are you wearing?

Her: Jean shorts and a t shirt… why??

Me: The google told me to text you

Her: I know! Thats soo cool

Me: M or F?

Her: F. haa wu

Me: Cool cool. M.

Her: How old are chuu

Me: 17. You?

Her: 16

Me: That’s hot

Her: I gues… Lol

(by this time I had already begun me reverse phone number tracking)

Me: You live in Florida?

Her: How did u know?…

Me: West palm beach?

Her: How do u know all of this?

Me: Avon and Georgia avenue?

Her: Sure

(im going to change the address for anon reasons and so that i dont get ass sued)

Me: 666 Avon rd.

Her: Yep. how did u know?!?

Me: I’m standin outside your house

Her: Ur def not

(this is when I search her address in Google maps and take a picture of her house from street view and send it to her)

Me: You sure about that? (a picture of her house was attached to this reply)

Her: What the fuck would i tel u where i lived! I deff dnt live there. Lmao

Me: Really now

Her: Why would i tell u where i live? u might duxking rape me

Me: You don’t need to tell me, I already know

Her: So where do i live

(I changed the number here so I don’t get sued)

Me: West palm beach, FL 123

Me: 12345

Her: 123?

Me: 12345

Her: Mhmm ok. Bye now stalkerrr

The lesson learned here is that the internet is a magical place full of personal information, so don’t give your number out to strangers. If you would like to mess with some people, here is the link http://www.mysterygoogle.com/. Post a comment with your results. Happy Trolling!

List of cats with fraudulent diplomas

ragingsquism — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:48:57 +0000

Perhaps cats are becoming smarter than humans… Going to college takes a lot of money and hard work but get a law degree is fairly cheap quick. For a couple hundred dollars your cat can have a better resume than you and all of your friends combined. Don’t believe me? Check out this
list of cats with fraudulent diplomas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cats_with_fraudulent_diplomas

Best of Yahoo

ragingsquism — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:52:48 +0000

A guy is worried that he got his friend’s mother pregnant with his friends spunk. You have to read this

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtMayeObR7_BRAyG.Myqg1Tsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20091103123943AANYZ9e

The lesson here is that no matter how horny you are, you should never be watching anime porn at your friends house and then ask to use his sex toy AND THEN have sex with his mother.

Damn halloween

ragingsquism — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:10:36 +0000

I have not updated for a while and this post is gonna be short. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is amazing except for what they have the virgins do. God damn I was a virgin and I had to do something pretty gross for my standards. That is as much as I am going to say about that but I highly recomend people to go see that show if you have not already. It is a ton of fun and definately worth the money. I hope that everyone had a good Halloween and hopefully you will read from me soon.

Catullus 16

ragingsquism — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:05:39 +0000

This here is a Latin poem that has been translated into English in a way to keep the tone of the original

I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius–you fucking cocksucker–and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean
that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can’t write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I’m a sissy
just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!

That poem was written by a guy named Gaius Valerius Catullus, he was a Roman poet of the 1st century BC. I found it rather amusing so I thought I would share it with you. Who knew that they were so explicit way back then

Day 3: freakin hilarious

ragingsquism — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:27:04 +0000

Well today was basically the funniest days ever. First we went to an art museum and all I could think of was how cool it would be to pull a heist on it. We saw a whole bunch of famous art pieces of art. It was pretty cool and really funny. One artist made a “portrait” of his gay lover that was just a pile of 160 pounds of candy in the corner of the room. His lover died from aids and insists that viewers take a piece so that everyone can enjoy his gay lover in their mouths. Then after we enjoyed the taste of man candy, we went to the art institue of Chicago where we got the grand tour of the school. It was very appealing and now I want to go there. We back to the mesuem and walked around for a couple more hours. Navy Pier was the next stop. Walked around rode the ferris wheel. It was great. Finished the day with some deep dish pizza.

Day 2: Blue Man Group

ragingsquism — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:22:30 +0000

Well today was pretty awesome. First we went to Frank Loyd Wright’s house. That was cool but I would only interest those interested in art or architacture. Look him you want because I am not going to bore you with a history lesson. After that, we went on a boat tour on the Chicago river. The river was is really gross and green. It was really cold on the boat and we were tired so we went in it and got hot chocolate and laughed histerically about nothing. It was great. When we got off the boat there was a desperate need for caffein so we went to Starbucks and I got my expresso update. We made our way to some crazy guys studio and he talked to us about… something. I really have no idea what he was talking about, he had some strange speech thing going on so I was way too distracted at trying not to laugh at him. Direct quote “floogan gouepef yopeget. Did any of that make sense?” Direct thought “HELL NO!”. After he finished his crazy-guy rant, we went and got dinner. Nothin special, cheeseburger and fries, then the fun things started to happen. The Blue Man Group was 3.5 miles away so we took the subway. NEVER TAKE THE SUBWAY! It is cramped as hell and smells of disease AND on the way down to the train, two effin scary black hobos happen to be right behind me on the way down. I just attract the crazy homeless, it is horrible. After the train ride we started our trek to the blue man group. On our way, we encountered a group of hookers and a cross dresser. The prostitutes held a sign that said “PROSTITUTES out of work and need money” …it was a group of guys and one girl. Very hard not to laugh. Then, a block later, there was a fat man in a blue dress with full womens makup smoking a cigarette. Oh yeah, and he had a slight five o’clock shadow goin on. Finally we saw the blue man group. That had to of been the best show that I have ever seen. If you ever get a chance to see them DO IT! I’m done here, time for bed. Enjoy this photo

Day 1 in Chicago

ragingsquism — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:13:35 +0000

Oh jeeze, where to begin… Well first off I want to mention that I only got about 1 hour of sleep before this day began. With that in mind I will start from the very beginning. At 3:30 this morning I woke up and went to the airport. From there we got to enjoy a 20 minute akward silence becase nobody was ‘really’ awake. When we finally got on the plane and took off, Nancy and I started watching Fight Club. It was all going great until we discovered that we had an horrible pilot. Almost the entire plane ride was bumpy and shaky. We land exactly 11 minutes before the movie is over. Everything was going fine: we made it to the hotel and checked in. To my horrible surprise I find out that there was no couch in the hotel room. I called dibs on sleeping on the couch all the way back in Tucson so that I would not have to share a bed with some other guy that I did not know, but now I lay here writing this in a bed next to a kid that I don’t even know what his name starts with. Well, after we checked into the room, we went to a hotdog place where I mistakenly ordered a boiled Chicago dog instead of grilled. It was horrible. Then we walked a couple of blocks to an architecture tour place where we preceded to walk around Millenium Park with an ancient tour guy that nobody was able to hear. Of course we went by the big shiny bean. So so shiny. It was glorious. After that tour, we went and stopped by a gift shop where everything is expectedly overpriced. By this time I have no idea how I am even functioning since I had no caffein and only an hour of sleep, thank god we stopped at a cafe for a while. I got myself a super delicious mocha latte with vanilla. It was so good and it had to be the only reason why I am still alive right now. By this time it was getting dark out and it was time to go to the Sears/Willis Tower to go up on the SkyDeck. That was really neat.

After viewing the tower, it was time for some Chicago deep dish pizza. On the way to the pizza place I was lucky enough to get attacked twice by black homeless people. The first one was blind in his right eye which was slightly smaller than his left (it’s all about the details). He started following me and asking me for money. As soon as I escaped that guy, an old black man stuck his foot out and tripped me for no reason. By now I’m hating the locals but we were on our way to pizza so I soon forgot about it. Now, at the pizza place, everyone was recieving their slices of delicious deep dish pizza and I decided to be a gentleman and let everyone around me get their pizzas first. Then it was my turn. The waiter handed me the skimpiest slice of pizza that I have ever seen. It was rather disappointing but I ate it without complaining. It was a long day and I am really tired. That is all of the things that were worth mentioning that happened to me so far. Tomorrow is another day and I just can’t wait to see what is in store.

Funny money

ragingsquism — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:54:42 +0000

After doing the “WHAT AM I POKING?!?!?!” of the day, I decided to do some money searching. The results made me lol and now I bring you my top ten favorite defaced money images in no particular order: